Would you rather’ is a great way of determining the weirdness that is your real self. Because it is possible to run from ‘would you rather’, but believe me, you can’t hide….
1. Would you have finger sized nipples or nipple sized fingers?
2. Would you rather eat chocolate flavoured shit or shit -flavoured chocolate?
3. Would you have someone shit on you or rather shit on someone?
4. Would you rather have sex with a hideously, horrible person or a wonderful, fresh corpse?
5. Would you perspiration so much you soak your clothing or rather go vivid purple when embarrassed?
6. Would you rather fart every time you laugh or burp every time you cry?
7. Would you eat your family pet or kill your parents?
8. Would you rather have sex with someone with extremely bad BO or really bad breath?
9. Would you rather see your other half in your parents or a porn video?
10. Would you rather deceive and be caught or be cheated on and never be told?
11. Would you rather wear somebody else’s dirty underwear or use their toothbrush?
12. Would you rather have a 1-minute conversation with your future self or your previous self?
13. If you could reincarnate yourself, would you rather keep coming back as a person or an animal?
14. Would you have it every day of your life or not have sex for per year but not orgasm ever?
15. Would you rather be always continuously or itchy sticky?
16. Would you rather spend the day wearing socks that are wet or spend the day with a popcorn kernel?
17. Would you rather drink two litres of sweat or two litres of piss?
18. Would you lick someone else’s armpit or have somebody else lick your armpit?
19. Would you rather have a ten-inch long belly button that swayed for legs to music or accordions?
20. Would you rather be continuously naked or consistently have people watch you might have sex?
21. Would you rather be just friends with someone you love or marry someone you loathe?
22. Would you rather be born having an elephant trunk or a giraffe neck?
23. Would you rather never leave the country or leave and not return?
24. Would you eat poison ivy or a few of wasps?
25. Would you rather be stranded on an an island or with the person you hate the most?
26. Would you crap yourself annually in public or every day in private?
27. Would you have an armpit between your legs or vaginas in your armpits?
28. Would you rather have a bell go off every time you’re horny or never get?
29. Would you rather be the recipient of a bukkake party or throw a bukkake bash?
30. Would you drown or burn to death?
31. Would you resolve your biggest regret or rather fulfil your biggest wish?
32. Would you rather drink a cup of your father’s sperm or your mum’s span blood?
33. Would you rather be a superhero or wizard?
34. Would you rather be a masculine woman or a feminine man?
35. Would you rather have an STI and never pass it on or have everyone think you’ve got an STI?
36. Would you rather give birth pain-free through your mouth or painfully through your vagina?
37. Would you hear them speak rather know what your pets think of you or never?
38. Would you rather be incredibly beautiful and incredibly stupid or very hideous and intelligent?
39. Would you rather yell constantly or whisper on a regular basis?
40. Would you rather be a tree that can feel pain or a snail that would never expire?
41. Would you rather pay or get paid every time you have sex?
42. Would you be home busted up or rather be a homewrecker?
43. Would you need to pee again or never have to shit again?
44. Would you have them see the texts they were sent about by you or rather see the texts your ex-husband wrote about you?
45. Would you rather eat a whole jar of mayo or a whole tub of butter?
46. Would you rather pee every time?
47. Would you rather be an idiot that everybody considers or a genius that nobody believes?
48. Would you rather be eaten by maggots from your inside out or ants from your outside in?
49. Would you rather meet the love of your life knowing that they and they ‘ll die in per year or never meet?
50. Would you rather have the worst house in a fancy neighbourhood or the best house in a poor neighbourhood?
51. Would you be an associate of the Kardashian family or an associate of the Obama family?
52. Would you rather live in the white house or Buckingham palace?
53. Would you rather live without music or live without television?
54. Would you rather have diarrhoea or on your own wedding night?
55. Would you rather live your life over as the opposite gender or start your life over as a child again?
56. Would you rather have a 2- inch dick or man boobs?
57. Would you rather sit on a cock and eat cake (up your behind) or sit on a cake and eat a cock?
58. Would you make out together or rather pole dance naked for your parents?
59. Would you rather lick on a strangers condom or eat a smattering maggots out of a dead corpse?
60. Would you rather die fast or slowly but not painfully?
61. Would you paint your face or your knees on a wall?
62. Would you rather have a runny nose for the rest of cough or your life after every word?
63. Would you rather have your brain transplanted into a robot’s body or an animal’s body of your choice?
64. Would you rather sneeze constantly or have hiccups constantly?
65. Would you rather die by a zombie attack or a shark attack?
66. Would you rather always forget who you happen to be or always forget who everyone is?
67. Would you rather be fully sober your life that is whole or show up to your own kids’ commencement totally pissed?
68. Would you rather need to say all of your sentences back or need to convey through charades for a week?
69. Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button in your life?
70. Would you fight 100 duck sized horses or one horse sized duck?